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Give me all the eggs and bacon you have.

ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

stunt-witch:

whatafirefeelslike:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING



WHAT AN IDIOT

stunt-witch:

whatafirefeelslike:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

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WHAT AN IDIOT

egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

pullhoever:

when i compare my grades with the ones of my friends and i’m better than them

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

officialhydra:

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

John Watson’s worst nightmare

officialhydra:

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

John Watson’s worst nightmare

raggedypaperman:

tsunderelly:

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode 

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221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

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chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns